Event

[autumnswarm]

If you're walking around Domino, you may find a... ...It's a Sullivan sitting on a wall or on a bench. Yes. That Sullivan is messing around with a deck, occasionally buzzing to itself. It could also be humming, but it's more of an insect droning noise. Its still wearing it's normal hoodie with jeans and a t-shirt, kicking its feet in time to it's buzzing.

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[isdragonlady]

::Walking. Walking. Walking past you in a police woman's uniform with the dumb cap and skirt.::

[autumnswarm]

A small gasp! And then it is waving excitedly.

"Oh, boss lady. Boss lady~ Heeeeey."

[isdragonlady]

... ::Recoils in disgust.::

[autumnswarm]

Either it isn't paying attention, doesn't care, or everyone just reacts in the same way so it keeps going.

"What's up? Patrolling this area? Nothing too exciting is happening around here~ Spirits usually see me around and decide to be somewhere else!"

[isdragonlady]

... Er... Spirits mostly are just Kuribohs floating about, or they stick to human forms mostly...?

[autumnswarm]

"Oh! Good. I thought it was because I was terrifying~ That's a confidence booster, thanks boss lady! Soooo. What's up?"

[isdragonlady]

... N-nothing.

[autumnswarm]

"You're not on the way to bust heads~? Shake your finger at some ruffians? Scare some folks into being good citizens?"

[isdragonlady]

I'm doing a general patrol of the area...!

[autumnswarm]

"Oh! Can I come with you~? I've been SUPER bored because everything's so super calm here lately. All I've been doing is just working on my deck and taking in some bugs out of the cold! I wanna be the hero~"

[isdragonlady]

...

::Starts walking backwards.::

[autumnswarm]

Walking backwards with you, pretending to be confused.

"Oh, come on~ Like, Onni doesn't want to take me out on patrol either, and Shian doesn't want anything to do with me~ How can I reform if everyone just ignores me~"

[isdragonlady]

Well...! Stop being you!

[autumnswarm]

"...I'm trying! It's just... Hard, you know? It's a vicious cycle. I'm left on my own because I'm me, so I have no... real incentive to stop doing what I'm doing."

[isdragonlady]

::Attempts to run. Instead trips, backside in the air and hair a mess.::

[autumnswarm]

Oh no! Uh. ...I'm going to offer a tiny hand to help you up. ...but definitely not before I sneak a picture or two onto my phone.

"Um... Here. I'll help you up, boss~"

[isdragonlady]

... ::Slaps your hand away.::

Don't try anything.

[autumnswarm]

"...I'm just trying to help! Really!"

[isdragonlady]

It's what you'll do after you help that worries me.

[autumnswarm]

"...I'm not going to do anything boss lady~ I promise!"

[isdragonlady]

::... Offers her hand, fuming.::

[autumnswarm]

For such a small thing, it has a remarkably strong grip and strength to help pull you back to your feet, smiling. Unfortunately, the smile is still horrifying.

[isdragonlady]

::Reacts by seeing your face by taking a punch at it.::

[autumnswarm]

What? A-aw. It takes the punch and staggers backwards holding the face and whimpering.

[isdragonlady]

That's for scheming!

[autumnswarm]

"I only schemed a little! And it's petty scheming! ...but fair, I guess." It readjusts its face back to a normal position, still smiling.

"But you're welcome. I expect nothing in return for helping you to your feet. ...that's what you people say, right~?"

[isdragonlady]

... Yes. But you're scheming. Pull anything behind me or Onni's backs, and you'll be dead meat.

[autumnswarm]

"No, I understand! I can't run forever if I don't get off the path I'm on~ Which is why I'm working hard with the defense force!"

[isdragonlady]

And then turn Onni into a bronzed yuppie demon.

[autumnswarm]

"...I think he has a wife for that!"

[isdragonlady]

No back talking.

[autumnswarm]

"Fiiiiiine. I'm not gonna do anything to anyone that's for the most part quiet and peaceful. Maaaaaybe if some scary monsters come in I'll go a little crazy or if someone tries to actually kill me."

[isdragonlady]

::Stares at you. Have you been, possibly. Replaced by a good twin??::

[autumnswarm]

Whaaaat. Going to just stare back, then crack a smile (out of arms reach.

"Why are you looking so confused boss lady~? I'm trying hard to turn over a new leaf!"

[isdragonlady]

... Which one are you? The good or evil twin.

[autumnswarm]

"Mmmm~ I think I'm probably a little of both, if I'm going to be honest~" It knocks on it's head lightly.

"I will say that my decision wasn't entirely altruistic, but~ I also like the idea of helping out some people. Besides, I'm literally my own person now! I don't owe the Fabled or the Vylons or the Swarm my soul, so I have free will! And this is something I've never tried before~"

[isdragonlady]

... ... ... I have my eye on you. You do anything funny, and I'll make sure things go south for you. Badly.

::Jabs you with her baton.::

[autumnswarm]

Holds its hands up, still smiling.

"I know, I know! You, Shian, Shikou, and Noriko, with the possibility of Onni and maybe the king himself is definitely going to keep me from giving into those thoughts of 'infect the world and turn it into bugs or blow it up!'"

[isdragonlady]

Good.

::Turns and walks.::

[autumnswarm]

"Bye boss lady~ Maybe we can duel sometime~"

Waves excitedly before taking its seat on the bench back, humming and kicking its feet.

[becomeanwarrior]

[Ugh okay I guess I should make a show of -trying- to entertain weirdo bug... person. Thing.]

Having deck troubles, Adams?

[autumnswarm]

"Not really... Troubles~ I lost without touching Shian when I dueled him last. It was embarrassing because I felt like I didn't satisfy him at all! I want to last MUCH longer next time~"

It smiiiiiles, kicking it's feet again.

[becomeanwarrior]

[I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION. okay just. Ignore the innuendo. Sullivan's turning over a new leaf. Or trying to. BE NICE ONNI YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE AT ONE POINT.]

Shian's tough. Comes with the territory, really. I don't think I've dueled them regularly, but it wouldn't surprise me that they're tough as nails to beat.

Thinking about switching to Stall tactics or something?

[autumnswarm]

"It wasn't surprising, I just thought I'd be better at it~ And no, that's lame. I've found some new cards in these 'outer gods' sooo. I'm working on mashing them with some other Evilswarm stuff and other DARK monsters, because I can't help myself!"

[becomeanwarrior]

[Don't freak out don't freak out JUST CAUSE HE's USING EVILSWARM DOESN'T MEAN HE'S DOING CRAZY STUFF.]

Just so long as Evilswarm isn't indicative of the mischief you're up to, don't see any reason why not. Though... I don't think I've gotten a good look at the Outer Gods.

[He gives a soft chuckle, like he's ribbing you a bit. IT'S. KINDA LIKE TRUSTING YOU? MAYBE? probably not.]

[autumnswarm]

We are going to be BEST BUDDIES Onni, I can feel it in my bones.

"Mmm~ I think it's indicative of the mischief I WAS up to, and I can't think of any other good DARK monsters that I like. Maybe those new Burning Abyss things, but, ehhh. And you can get a good look~ If you wanna duel me~"