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[autumnswarm]

 Ah, afternoons and evenings well spent always put me in a wonderful mood. 

People running and screaming from me will never get old~

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[knowledgeis]

Wait, why are people running screaming from you now?

[autumnswarm]

Oh, they're just. Surprised. To walk into an alleyway full of bees.

[knowledgeis]

... Well, that's understandable.

Wait, bees, or was it hornets or wasps? Or is it just bees?

[autumnswarm]

Mmm. I think they're mostly unidentifiable small stinging swarms? Bees is just the easiest way to describe them.

[knowledgeis]

Okay.

So, question is, why did someone walk into an alleyway of bees?

[autumnswarm]

They were chasing me and threatening me.

Must've been a case of mistaken identity~

[knowledgeis]

Ohhh.

Well, uh... I guess bees is one way of deterring people.

[autumnswarm]

It's probably the best thing I know of!

And then for threatening an officer, we were able to arrest them.

[theheadmonarch]

[autumnswarm]

...Kaz assured me it was for a good cause!

[theheadmonarch]

I don't know which of you two I should dopeslap more.

[Private to Nori-Chan~]

[autumnswarm]

We were just clearing out some of the goons after the two boys in your care~

No one was seriously hurt. I think.

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[theheadmonarch]

Now do I praise you two or scold you for making things possibly worse.

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[autumnswarm]

Ah! Take it up with him. When I asked, he just grinned really wide and said 'I got a plan.'

...and let me tell you, I have never heard a combination of words that terrified me so much.

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[theheadmonarch]

I'll count it as everything cancelling each other out and we should get cakes and tea instead.

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[autumnswarm]

Ah! Sadly, I cannot join you two on such, since he's dropping by today~ I believe?

Only my weekends are free from my other job, which makes balancing time to take Euphemia out, doing some good, and a thousand other things I have to do as Sullivan really hard.

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[theheadmonarch]

Have you considered limited temporal loop/rewind magic.

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[autumnswarm]

With my luck I'd make a paradox and groundhog day myself.

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[theheadmonarch]

That happens typically with most first cases of it.

It usually turns into a Marx Brother comedy.

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[autumnswarm]

... You know? I may try that. The actual overlap with the two mes would be minimal... I'm sure Euphemia would be willing to teach...

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[theheadmonarch]

... How should I feel about the fact you've been interacting with her.

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[autumnswarm]

... I don't know how I should feel if I'm going to be honest, let alone you.

We're going to a museum soon. Read some arcane texts, have some tea and cakes.

... she's the first person I've ever gone on a date with and I couldn't be more terrified.

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[theheadmonarch]

Hrm.

If you can help her grow a bit or at least keep her from having concussive mental breakdowns.

I'll be a lot more lenient on your wacky schemes and lean on Onni to overlook you more often.

Does that sound fair?

Re: [Private to Nori-Chan~]

[autumnswarm]

You know what~? Yeah. I think that's fair~

Let's do tea sometime Wakahisa Noriko, once I'm human again~

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[theheadmonarch]

Or at least something better than the Evilswarm of all things.